![]() 11/05/2015 at 09:18 • Filed to: Advertising | ![]() | ![]() |
I live a life where I largely ignore ads. It is a glorious thing. That being said I am human and this one caught my eye. Best I can tell, they are saying that if you were better at wiping your ass you wouldn’t need underwear. The campaign is largely aimed at women. For the life of me I am not sure if this is a good thing or not.
The comments on their FB page are quite good.
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Cottonelle is the shit, no pun intended. Everything else feels like wiping with a teflon-coated duvet.
But weird campaign...
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I am trying very hard to think of something witty to add here. But I’m at a total loss.
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This is the only kind of Commando I’m interested in going.
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Well, at least it's different...I guess. Kinda floods my mind with too many mental images.
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Going where, over the hump?
You know, I just made an innuendo based on the Burma campaign. That’s probably not a good thing.
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What about surprise wet farts?
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I wear kilts alot....the traditional way. It takes some getting used too that is for sure. A cold fall breeze is a whole new experience...as are AC vents on the floor. Also, you start to learn to sit a different way as sitting on a cold bench or concrete will bring new experiences to certain parts of your anatomy.
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Try the One Wipe Charlies. It is like wiping your ass with mint smelling silk.
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Challenge accepted.
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Underwear? I haven’t worn that nonsense since 2003.
And I’m a Charmin guy.
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I think these commercials are stupid as hell. I mean I know plenty of women who don’t wear underwear when wearing stuff like dresses so that there’s no panty line so for that I understand, but they don’t go commando every day.
And for me, I’m good off that. The only way it could work is if I’m wearing basketball shorts or linen pants 24/7 because with slacks or denim I’ll chaff the hell out of my manhood.
![]() 11/05/2015 at 09:57 |
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Could be worse. You could have made some kind of innuendo based on the Bataan Death March, or Auschwitz or something.
![]() 11/05/2015 at 10:12 |
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Y'all wear underwear and wipe? I usually just drag my butt across the grass or someone's carpet when my butt itches.
![]() 11/05/2015 at 10:13 |
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Costco (Kirkland) makes some very good toilet tissue at a very competitive price.
This message has been brought to you by Costco™
![]() 11/05/2015 at 10:17 |
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Kimberly-Clark is a solid third and needed to do something out of the ordinary to get people thinking about their brand.
Strange, but hey, here we are talking about it.
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It’s not the tasteless so much that makes me ashamed, it’s the nerdy.
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Worms or impacted anal glands. Need to visit your vet, yo.
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No shame. I knew exactly what you were talking about. This is a safe place.
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Probably hasn’t happened since 1952. Still worthy.
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That was largely my response as well. Do the ladies have an issues with skid marks that I’m not aware of?
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SOL I suppose.
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Interesting and appropriate acronym.
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I’m sure skid marks are a universal affliction.
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If you wash your ass you best use soap.
People dont take the beastie boys advice nearly enough and they smell like ass.